Scripts? What Scripts?

I went into a dread video rental place today. It was a simple fix. Just a hard drive.
A hard drive is a wonderful thing.
Why?
Because this is where you store all you precious information. Truly its a wonder how a little box can store so much shit on a daily basis. So I am equally amazed how much wasted space is being used for a hard drive with 40 gigs of space and only 1 gig if that is used for ever and a day. But I digress,....

No I was talking about the hard drive fix itself and lo and behold I am stuck calling the helpdesk which I have given up on being nice to. Why you might ask is because they have scripts to read from and it seems any deviation is difficult to get anyone in the help situation to do.

Point is as follows:

Have you reformatted the hard drive?
Yes.
Please reformat the hard drive again.
Ok. Done.
Is the hard drive reformatted?
Yes.
Good,.. does it work now?
no.
Have you reformatted the hard drive?
yes.
Please reformat the hard drive again.
Ok. Done.
Good,.. does it work now?
no.

The above conversation is for real. It was easy to do this part of the rant because the dipshits who wrote this shit for these guys to read are probably dead from boredom and in a last act of removing any monotony put in the script for them,... do not deviate from the script and repeat until you find another result.

Some great thinker said repeating the same thing and expecting different results is insanity. That guy must have called this particular helpdesk.

Some scripts are a great thing to follow, they give you great movies like LORD of the RINGS, or Star Wars,... maybe even Harry Potter.

BUT!

Please find some humor in the scripts that are the replacement for help,... this is not what I can help from a helpdesk. It must change,... and so they are. With the boot to my service I was advised another comapny has come to pick up where I am grateful to leave off. My condolences to the successors.

Well,.. this is all for now,.. I am still seeing a shrink about Sony and its own blunderous affairs. I am still convinvced the interns with model quality need to be fired. Or at least laid off until ther is some improvement. night all!!!