So you have a smart phone, or a new computer.
Fuck the instructions,. just call tech support right?
I mean really if you ask for help, shouldn't you just let the fucker HELP YOU?
No really I mean if the you call someone for help and the the guy on the phone is pressured to get you off the phone in 5 minutes or less seems perturbed by the matter i can assure you its not because he DOESNT want to help you. It is because you were lazy enough to not bother with reading the fucking instruction manual or looking something up because you were "computer illiterate". Um lets get something straight. If you are computer illiterate, why did you buy that smart phone or that computer then?
If pray tell, the tech garbage you purchased was to make your life easier, Why on gods green earth did you not take those stupid one on one classes or computer courses first? The salesman that sold you that gadget, did HE spend time with you? Why doesn't anyone ever fault That guy? Oh yeah he sold it to you right?
what is that gonna say about you? I know you are an idiot , right?
Ok so now the flip side of this,
I have a friend who was drinking and smoking yesterday, and he has medical issues and he was drinking and smoking.
I feel sort for him because he was a powerful guy once,.. and was real smart and in charge
he is drinking and smoking
I have never seen someone who wants to die because he sees no hope
here he was, telling me he wants to find a job elsewhere and in this shitty economy he's fucked
he needs to push off these folks and do it in 5 minutes or less. Wow, how stupid is that when tech challenged assholes who neglect to read your fucking instructions. Um help lines set the expectations for extended help,.. Hey guys 5 minutes doesn't cut it,... 30 does
what no money? hmm
you need to find a way.
No really you do because it makes sense to educate at point of sale like how you drive a car and its features.
What infuriates me is that they can take the time to identify what kind of dickhead you are and how to twist as they wipe your ass, but god forbid they are allowed, let alone driven to find a way to get you in the know and using in just under 6 minutes.
Please folks who sell,.. EDUCATE YOUR CONSUMERS!
And folks who buy, read the fucking manual!
And folks who help. 30 minutes! NOT 5 !
Sunday, August 24, 2014
Social esperiment
I have a social experiment I want to do
I will call it replacement
I want to make something that would take 3 color balls
1 white , 1 black and one brown
make it so the subject can catch only 2 balls and let one drop into boiling water
I want one hundred subjects to be black
one hundred to be white
and one hundred to be ,.. well hispanic
Im sure to wouldn't take much to figure this so the subjects would have to just be shown right at the time of the handling the contraption
show the process we are looking for , but make sure the demonstrator is dressed in all black and the balls they use are all white
then after its done try to see what colors each set of folks handles and what they allow to drop in the hot water
it would be fun to see this and get the results
my bet is that there is a certain tolerance for certain "color" folks
and vice versa
it would be interesting, because my idea is to test reaction and crisis
who'd you pick to save in a time of crisis and who'd you let drop to death
its just an idea of course
may be inconclusive, but I'd bet money it'd reveal a lot over the psyche of certain race issues
really I think it would
I will call it replacement
I want to make something that would take 3 color balls
1 white , 1 black and one brown
make it so the subject can catch only 2 balls and let one drop into boiling water
I want one hundred subjects to be black
one hundred to be white
and one hundred to be ,.. well hispanic
Im sure to wouldn't take much to figure this so the subjects would have to just be shown right at the time of the handling the contraption
show the process we are looking for , but make sure the demonstrator is dressed in all black and the balls they use are all white
then after its done try to see what colors each set of folks handles and what they allow to drop in the hot water
it would be fun to see this and get the results
my bet is that there is a certain tolerance for certain "color" folks
and vice versa
it would be interesting, because my idea is to test reaction and crisis
who'd you pick to save in a time of crisis and who'd you let drop to death
its just an idea of course
may be inconclusive, but I'd bet money it'd reveal a lot over the psyche of certain race issues
really I think it would
This thing called common sense
I happened into a shop for a donut and chai
It was so good
Donut was a chocolate cake kind with peanut butter and chocolate
And the spiced chai was mixed with soy milk not real milk
It was cold outside but I was warm and feeling good
It was not Christmas
It was not valentines day or marti gras
It was just a cold freaking day in July
But I'm sharing not the good or the day
But what I saw
A chalkboard and stickies
Filled with shit the world leaders senators prime ministers and dictaters alike should know AND DONT!!!!
But it only proves 1 thing
Good people and the soil of the earth and the flowers of that wisdom grow
Only shit floats to the top
It was so good
Donut was a chocolate cake kind with peanut butter and chocolate
And the spiced chai was mixed with soy milk not real milk
It was cold outside but I was warm and feeling good
It was not Christmas
It was not valentines day or marti gras
It was just a cold freaking day in July
But I'm sharing not the good or the day
But what I saw
A chalkboard and stickies
Filled with shit the world leaders senators prime ministers and dictaters alike should know AND DONT!!!!
But it only proves 1 thing
Good people and the soil of the earth and the flowers of that wisdom grow
Only shit floats to the top
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