the IQ-tech factor

So you have a smart phone, or a new computer.

Fuck the instructions,. just call tech support right?


I mean really if you ask for help, shouldn't you just let the fucker HELP YOU?


No really I mean if the you call someone for help and the the guy on the phone is pressured to get you off the phone in 5 minutes or less seems perturbed by the matter i can assure you its not because he DOESNT want to help you. It is because you were lazy enough to not bother with reading the fucking instruction manual or looking something up because you were "computer illiterate".  Um lets get something straight. If you are computer illiterate, why did you buy that smart phone or that computer then?

If pray tell, the tech garbage you purchased was to make your life easier, Why on gods green earth did you not take those stupid one on one classes or computer courses first? The salesman that sold you that gadget, did HE spend time with you? Why doesn't anyone ever fault That guy? Oh yeah he sold it to you right?

what is that gonna say about you? I know you are an idiot , right?

Ok so now the flip side of this,

I have a friend who was drinking and smoking yesterday, and he has medical issues and he was drinking and smoking.

I feel sort for him because he was a powerful guy once,.. and was real smart and in charge

he is drinking and smoking

I have never seen someone who wants to die because he sees no hope

here he was, telling me he wants to find a job elsewhere and in this shitty economy he's fucked

he needs to push off these folks and do it in 5 minutes or less. Wow, how stupid is that when tech challenged assholes who neglect to read your fucking instructions.  Um help lines set the expectations for  extended help,.. Hey guys 5 minutes doesn't cut it,... 30 does

what no money? hmm

you need to find a way.

No really you do because it makes sense to educate at point of sale like how you drive a car and its features.



What infuriates me is that they can take the time to identify what kind of dickhead you are and how to twist as they wipe your ass, but god forbid they are allowed,  let alone driven to find a way to get you in the know and using in just under 6 minutes.

Please folks who sell,.. EDUCATE YOUR CONSUMERS!

And folks who buy,  read the fucking manual!

And folks who help. 30 minutes! NOT 5 !