Don't Judge ME!!!

"DON'T JUDGE ME"

I googled that phrase and I found off hand about 14 million entries for it.

I narrowed it to the blogoshphere and found about just over 5 million of those entries were blog related.

Funny I was thinking that phrase was not as used before this but here it is; used and abused like any other Terd of phrase to get a niche on the internet. Too bad this shit doesn't go viral for everyone these days. Its just funny how shit just travels like gossip on a small town's off day.

What I find more annoying is that its a fine tool of invalidation and yet it hijacks that christian fundamental of 'Judge not lest you be judged yourself'.  Really if this was a comedy thing it was lost on me. And if not, I guess the world is worse off than I thought. it's Truly Maddening.


However I need to play off this now as I was talking to someone about a neat trick to get on rides faster at an amusement park. You see, its all on the Wheelchair. If you have seen those "accessible" parking places, they are close, and operators stop the entire park so folks in wheelchairs get on first.  Just watch, its pretty funny, and so I thought I'd explore this further and See what it was I was missing that would make someone invent an "accessible" lifestyle.

As I watched I saw how there was indeed a separate line with virtually NO WAIT.  There was access to all rides with no impedance of patient waiting and anticipation. Further,  if you were in a wheelchair, and had an "accessible" plaque, You could go in unquestioned and unfettered, treated to foods and "free chances" at rigged games, at distances even closer to winning the prize. (Ring toss anyone?)

Does Disney even try to prove that folks are really "accessible" needy? I mean is it right to ask someone to stand? Why would they try? (DON'T JUDGE ME!!) Further analysis made me think of how to not only HIJACK this "disadvantage" but also to extort guilt on those who'd dare challenge me. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

Think this is silly? It was done in Los Angeles many years ago by a group of "real" wheel chaired citizens enforcing the "handicapped" Zone. Wouldn't you know it, the Media was praising them as heroes and true examples of standing up for one's self. Yet the story made a bad turn as they as a group was arrested and sued by one "JUDEMENTAL" individual who was using a plaque to park a friend and was accosted by these rough riders.  They attempted to get money out of him in exchange to not call parking enforcement, and despite the idea that the "individual" was trying to explain the situation, " HE WAS JUDGED" and challenged to produce money.

So, now that I have painted this ugly face you wonder how does this pertain to one's techie talk?  Well, if I was to go onto a ride or even try to enjoy all the parks offerings for a faster pace, why not go in a wheelchair to get on first, and stop the park for you. If only once, and if you are challenged, by any and all who are in attendance with you that day you only challenge them back,.. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!


So here is the relevance. I keep seeing these viruses come out that claim to be helping you, and tell you you have viruses. (Yeah, them) but he don't judge them. Don't judge them at all. Its not the fault of the virus on your machine telling you this. NO! You are JUDGING it and you are in no right to do so. I think the time has come to point out that the folks who are going to benefit most from this, is those same online storage folks who in turn make you pay for a space to store your Hard drive image.  You see you are in fact paying to reinstall your hard drive again.
 Sounds like extortion to me and this is how I see it:
 Storage facility needs business and needs hype to make money.  So make  a  virus that wipes out your hard drive, and then sell advertising to give storage to protect against these things. So the Wheelchair here is the virus machine, and the storage park is the place that stops everything for you.

  Now, throw in the judge mental individual (me) who is questioning the whole scam. I question if its not the same folks who gave you the wheelchair and are now accosting you to get storage online. I know its a paranoid thinking process but honestly, here is why I ask this: A boy made the Sasser virus to fuck with folks so his dad could make money and THEY could go on vacation.  Look,.. in this economy folks with go all out to make things work to get them money.  I may seem to be far fetched, but honestly the two although unrelated to each other have significant use for each others existence. So, in the end the park stops for the virus PC to make it get back on the highway and surf again, by way of antivirus, or online storage and re-image the damn thing. The online storage folks have you data and tools to fix the damn thing and make the park stop.

    DONT JUDGE ME!!

    Its the way it is,..

  For me,.. I think I'll go to the amusement park now and have some more fun!!