But, honestly, I figured folks wanted safety. It IS for safety's sake right? I thought so. But Hey, it seems that TSA is again letting undrugtested folks into the mix.
If they protest, it proves my point. (I digress)
A few things I would like to offer the sober folks running the TSA:
1. make sure the scanners are in fact given an un netowrked fitting. No remote access, and storage is for the configs not the scanned. But, make the data viewable for say 24 hours if they manage to soberly pick up a terrorist.
2. make the guy who is looking at the scans a sex addict and give him some lysol wipes and joy jelly to to look them over. Why? because if he stops jacking off, then he is looking at a terrorist.
3. PROFILE!! Damn it its useful and saves time and money. I remember being randomly searched once after 9/11. I hadn't shaved and so I guess I was "arab" looking. Pretty funny since the old lady in a wheelchair was the other being searched next to me. It was 40 minutes of manpower used on something which took away from the fucker looking for real problem children.
4. if there is to be any searches,.. record them on a camera. have three folks there and have someone in charge be one of them. This way you can get confessions from the weak minded, and someone with brains enough to offer a cart to your gate when you are done. (oops, I revealed my ruse)
5. If you MUST undergo this whole ordeal, offer a payment of say 500 dollars if the search subject missed their flight. Them and any companion. (incentive to think twice)
So overall this would be a chunk of metal that xrays you by a sex freak that will blow his wad unless you're a terrorist and then a manager and a sex therapist would feel you up and pay you for your time.
I think I have given the TSA a solution. Hope its a viable solution that can be deployed.
Good night!!!
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