I see this guy on the corner of a main road and freeway. It's the same guy I see every day. He's not all there, and he does things from Flip off passers by to dance and gyrate to a set of headphones and nothing attached. He's not playing with a full deck, really.
But my relevance today is something I need to point out as I see computer commercials with their tiresome jingles and slogans. You see I likened these commercials to the same guy on the side of the road flipping people off or as I saw him just a few days ago, Strumming a guitar and giving devil or hang loose signs to folks.
DELL: yours is here. (Really? are you flipping me off?)
Sony: Believe anything you can make real. (yeah and strumming the guitar will make me rich by the freeway)
IBM\Lenovo: new world, new thinking (Uh what are you listening to there guy? I don't see your walkman)
Apple: a kind of fun....(Hey that trench coat looks warm. can I take that for you?)
HP: the pc is personal again (I need to know if you are telling me to fuck off or your just missing your meds again guy)
The long and the short is real simple. I will never take too seriously these guys as I don't the wandering lunatic on the side of the road. He's for real in one instance and that's he is consistent for someone who has truly lost his mind,.. the other guys I am making fun of have no excuse except that they continually still have the employee shift and making of parts that break too fuckin' easily.
I suggest the gimmicks cease and the flipping of of potential customer ceases as well. How about fixing your shit and putting out quality product again. Then I might buy into your fucking slogans and stupid commercials,.... otherwise I will still trash your shit,..
Then again I like that lunatic on the road,.. maybe he should be a marketing director for your products. at least he's honest.
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